Dear Sudden Down-Pour of Rain,

I would like some warning next time before you unleash that much rain.
Thanks to you, my little black kitten is half-soaked, there was some water
that got inside the house and more in the shed. So in other words, start with
a slight rain, then become steady, and THEN pour. In that order next time,
please, not in the reverse order like you just did.

Sincerely,
An Unhappily Wet Person